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Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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