I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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