Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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