There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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