just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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