He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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