i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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