adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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