Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Randomize
