What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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