Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
