I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
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