He disabled his match.com account in front of me
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
You can't just leave with hair like that
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
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