his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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