You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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