Jerry, you need to find god
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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