She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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