I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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