smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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