I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Randomize
