There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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