And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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