So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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