I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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