Only a mothe r could love this liver
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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