girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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