just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
Randomize
