Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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