I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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