i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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