So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Randomize
