I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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