It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
