I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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