I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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