you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
dude i'm inner monologue high
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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