what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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