WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
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