sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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