these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
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