Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
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Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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