Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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