ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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