i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Don't EVER smell your tampon
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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