Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
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