yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
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