I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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