He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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