she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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