Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
Randomize
