Don't you send me to vm
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
NoShamevember. You game?
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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