I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Randomize
