: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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